He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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