My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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