people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
