i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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