It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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