No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I want a musical about memes.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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