Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm getting married
To pizza
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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