i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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