worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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