so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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