I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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