The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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