O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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