i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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