I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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