Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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