You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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