Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Randomize
