we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So here I am, sexting at work.
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