You work out of a Hotel?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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