I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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