just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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