you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
