is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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