Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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