called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just forgot I was standing up.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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