I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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