So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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