I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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