AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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