she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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