Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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