he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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