just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He has the fingertips of a God
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