Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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