I wish i was in the wii world.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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