I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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