Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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