yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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