Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
This baby is an asshole
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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