did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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