I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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