Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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