Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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