I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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