Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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