So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
