his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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