So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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