im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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