He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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