ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
