Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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