i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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