question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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